||[Jan. 2nd, 2014|04:42 pm]
i boughted a tome of limericks,|
it is chock full of shchlock and gimmicks
i didn't know the publishers were that sick
to go on and play out such a dirty trick
then again if you want money, you gotta be slick
i wanted to return it late, while my stomach churned with hate,
i didn't have the guts, to bother employee butts,
with problems trite and sore,
i'd get official lore
we're sorry about the trouble, though the receipt wasn't lost in rubble,
the print is clear as day, and the workers here are all gay,
thus with a smile we must instruct anyone,
to go home and make their own fun!
some of it was in latin ancient, i thought myself i'm quite patient?
socubis anumbis anulus horiblus fickarum dickarum cuntus hoc gruntus?
labiola crayola scribblamus dupamus, scrotamus jizzmentos cumdumpsterus exelcius
it doesn't rhyme and i'm not certain my latin definition guide even has filth!
now what the heck ends in somethingilth?